Funnies from my toddler part 3 – Mummascribbles

Here I am again with another roundup of the funny things my toddler has said. It’s a bit of a bumper edition, there has been so many!

I was recently getting Zach to eat his dinner by telling him that the rest of the peas and carrots needed to be eaten because they wanted to join their friends in his tummy. Everytime he then took a mouthful, I’d leave it a couple of seconds and then cheer, saying that I could hear them celebrating. After the third round of this, he swallowed them down, looked all serious, farted and said, “they’re talking out of my bum”. 

We were reading We’re Going on a Bear Hunt and he said… “One shiny wet nose, two big furry ears, two big goggly eyes, it’s a Mummy”.

His new favourite thing is doing a standing up wee over the toilet (which is great!). Now he stands there and just as the wee is about to come out he says, “fire”.

He woke up recently complaining of a sore throat and he said to me, “how did I get my sore throat, I laid in bed and it just came”.

We were watching that epic tennis match between our girl and Serena Williams and I’d got excited that she’d broken her Serena’s serve. Zach got very concerned about it and said “mummy, she broke herself. She needs to put herself back together”.

We were on our way home from nursery recently and he said the following in quick succession:

“Have we got pancakes at home? Have they gone out of date? What’s the date on them? Do they needed be toasted (because they’d gone out of date)? I don’t want to eat pancakes that have got mould on them!”

He was with my mum (as usual) and she said to him that he was going on holiday soon. He pointed at her and said “are you coming with me”? When she said no, he said, “are you going to be at nannie’s house”?

Mum was cooking dinner and he went out to the kitchen  and with a big sigh said, “not chicken again, soon we’ll be clucking”. Something my mum had said to me a couple of days before!

When they were in music class the other day, when they’d got there it was raining. At the end of class, he took my mum’s mobile phone over to her and said “look at the weather nannie, see if the rain has stopped”!

He was given a couple of toy cars from our next door neighbour who had seen them at the market over the road and thought he’d like them. When we were indoors and he’d seen them properly, he said “they’re gorgeous, I love them”.

  

And finally, a new mispronunciation. He was given a little mini water pistol at a birthday party recently. He calls it a whistlepizzle!

  
What funnies have your kiddies come out with recently?