Mummascribbles – Funnies from my toddler part 4 – Mummascribbles

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these – not because Zach has suddenly not been funny but because actually it is sometimes impossible to note everything down because he does not stop talking. I spent the Friday just gone at home with him and he gave me some massive corkers that I was able to quickly add to the notes on my phone, So here we go, here are a few things that Zach has recently said!

I was looking at him in the car and he looked so delicious:

Me: Can I eat you?

Zach: No you can’t

Me: Why?

Zach: Because I’m Zachary and I’m not food. This is food (patting the cake from nursery that he was munching on), but you can’t eat it because it’s my food.

When I lauged he said, It’s not funny is it?

Zach: I want some water

Me: I can do that for you

Zach: You little princess

The following happened after he threw some weetabix on the floor (something we are currently having to deal with a lot!).

Me: What did you do that for?

Zach: Because it’s really pooey and I want you to say naughty Zachary.

Whilst pointing at the tv the other day he said:

She’s got boobies. Have you got boobies? Ladies have boobies. I don’t have boobies, I have nipples.

Whilst with Daddy the other day he said:

Daddy you’re naughty and I’m going to throw you in the bin.

When I asked him what he wanted on his toast the other day he said:

I want mummy for toast. I’m going to butter you and I’m going to jam you. Butter, butter, butter, jam, jam, jam you.

There was a heartmelting moment when he said to me:

You’re a beautiful lady and I love you. Big kisses and cuddles.

After moaning at his daddy to move out the way and being asked why, he said:

Because I love daddy but I don’t want to sit with him. I just want to sit on my own. 

And finally, the corker. The first of its kind and we are not sure which one of us is to blame. But tonight, as we were getting him ready for bed, with all seriousness and in the absolutely correct context, he said:

Oh shit!!!!!

I truly hopes he forgets this one in the morning!

So there we have it, the latest batch of the funny little things he has said. He makes me laugh all the ruddy time with the stuff he comes out with.